Healthy Pizza

Don't you just love pizza? I remember growing up watching ninja turtles, and all they ate was pizza. This made me want to eat pizza everyday, but not in a sewer. I mean the obese can't fit in a sewer anyway. What if I told you that each slice of pizza packed at least 300 calories? Sheeeeeesh! 

So I offer the Obese a healthy scrumptious alternative. Drum roll please!!!!!! Healthy pizza! That's right. All you need is whole grain pizza dough, grilled chicken or ground turkey, unlimited veggies, and goat cheese or feta cheese. Now the goat cheese is pretty expensive, but it's worth every penny in those obese pants of yours. Let me know how your pizza turns out. Can you fax me a slice? Is that possible? Obese thoughts